Ok-
So today I realized (thanks to Jeremy) that I am SUPER GOOD at being FAKE NICE!!!!! :)
Yes!!!! I fooled him into thinking I liked someone that I didn't...............YES my fake nice was THAT good!
I can be fake nice- fake mean- fake happy -fake sad. So, what does this say? Do you think I am fake??? Hmmmmmmmm? Now I wonder.
When I get an angry customer...........I diffuse it with my FAKE NICE VOICE. Works like a charm every time!!! Especially when the callers are male. Its sugary sweet and full of of Sugar and Spice and Everything nice :) By the end of the call the caller generally thinks I am the nicest person they have spoke to! YES!!!!!!!!! I fooled them! Little do they know what a real and true bitch I am!!!!!!!!! hahahahahaha!
People- I can be FAKE NICE to people and make them THINK that I think they are the BEST! Then they can turn around and I will think...........gosh I hate them- HOW can I hurt them? Hmmmmmmm.
So in conclusion..........those that I GENUINELY like will know it. I wont use my fake nice voice with you- or be Sugary Sweet. You lucky few will see Jen in her truest light, ornery!
As Jeremy says.........."You are kinda crabby like that." So you Jeremy, can know I GENUINELY like you because you KNOW I am a bitch :) Do you feel special now? I SURE DO! :)
Jen
Here's Jen!
4 comments:
Awww. This has been a good training session. I have learned a lot. Thanks for being such a bitch to me. That really means a lot.
Just being a bitch because I think you are SPECIAL.........and not Special like that kid down the street- special like specialK!!!
Now I'm curious, who are you being fake nice to?? :S My Paranoia overwhelms me
NOT YOU :) otherwise you would know because I would be SUPER DUPER Sweet........and well as you know I am not that way ;) So rest assured the nice-ness is genuine :) Afterall I did make that comment to you "At least he didnt call you an idiot when you said you liked Bring It On!" Ha!!!!!!
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